Let's face it, everybody makes mistakes, but you're not everybody. You've mastered the art of lowballing, and you're sure you've got the deal of a lifetime. You show up to see what seems to be somebody's lawn ornament, missing most of the pieces, but with some negotiating, you still manage a decent deal. You get it home, and after a few months and many long days at the junkyard, Mom's anger turns to pride. After a while, you'll get tired of explaining when people ask you, "Why don't you just buy a normal car?", and the easiest response becomes, "Beats Walkin"